ARP - Abduct Republicans Project

ARP is a crowdsourcing project to beam signals into the cosmos to attract the attention of advanced civilizations. The signals will tell the aliens about the unique physiology and psychology of Republicans and encourage them to visit Earth and borrow a few excellent speciments for long-term study. These speciments below are, coincidentally, very interested in aliens, so it would be a veritable exchange program:

Supreme beings

Speciments are available for pickup at these Earth coordinates on weekdays from 9:00-14:00:

38.890556, -77.004444